I Don't Need Real Babies Because...

I've got my cat who is basically my teeny tiny needy child!

Isn't she just the most adorable cat in the entire world?!

Yes!

Annnd when she was a kitten.

I never knew I could love anything so much. I love my cat more than pretty much everything.

Now, I know what you're all thinking:
a) My cat is adorable.

and

b) I'm a crazy cat lady in the making because I'm an 18 year old who is ALREADY blogging about her cat.

That's alright. No big deal.

I've just learned that she is basically my kid. No teen mom right here!

Mtv should slap a cat and a box on condoms on all those dumb girl's door steps. PROBLEM SOLVED! Basically, a light bulb just lit up right over my head. Basically, I just saved the world from teen pregnancy. Because who doesn't love a cute, little kitten?

I know what you're thinking:

"They're not going to stay a kitten for long, then all those slutty teenagers will have sex and it won't even matter. PROBLEM NOT SOLVED"

Alright.

When those kittens grow up, they become cats. And those cats become little stalker cats... that follow you around EVERYWHERE... throughout your whole house... then they lay on your bed every time you're in it... and stare at you.

No teenager is going to want to have sex while their cat is staring right at them! PROBLEM SOLVED!

I'm a genius.

That's all. That's all to it. You're welcome, world. You're welcome.

Now, hopefully Obama reads this blog post. Then my cat and I will go to the White House and have to give a nice little speech to every school in America.

See? They lay with you every chance they get. <3

Remember when I said I would post a picture of another prom dress I found? Well...

Here it is! So, I basically fell in love with it at the store, but since then I've kind of fallen out of love with it because I realized that when I get my senior pictures taken, it's not going to look as good with the trees and branches and logs and rivers and such. It fit me like a glove, but it's not really the style I'm looking for. Plus, it's the same style as the last, black dress in my last post.

I'm just going to have to keep looking. Sigh!

Also, exciting news: I got a job at Starbucks! Woop! I am so excited! I've pretty much always wanted to work at Starbucks ever since I was 13 years old when I first found out it existed. Soooo... yay! You should yay with me! :)

Sooooo, it's that time of year again! Any guesses of what I'm talking about? Only the most magical, most talked about thing of your whole senior year: PROM!

Okay, It's really not that magical at all. It's actually really hot, muggy and a bunch of nasty ass dirty dancing. BUT. It's still exciting to get dolled up and take a bunch of pictures... even if the food tastes terrible, everything was expensive, and you see every teenager having sex on the dance floor. Who wouldn't want to go, right? Right.

So, I've been shopping for the perfect prom dress (of course) and so far, I haven't found anything that I absolutely loved. Okay, that's a lie. I did, but it was $230. Sigh! Moving on.

These are the dresses that I've tried on, hated, liked, drowned in, and fit me perfectly:

HATED and drowned in. NEXT.

This dress is gorgeous... but not on me, unfortunately. NEXT!

This is the one I basically fell in love with. I didn't fall in love with the price tag, though. NEXT! :(

I went to Fox Valley Mall with a few of my friends the other day, and I tried this on. I absolutely love how it hugs my curves. This is what I want in a dress; however, the bottom looked like crap in person. Sigh! NEXT!

Words cannot explain how much I like the back of this dress. It's gorgeous. I have a nice, skinny back, too. So, that helps. It was only $89. Why haven't I gotten it then? Because I want a mermaid style dress. Why do I have to be so picky?! NEXT.

This dress looks better in the pictures than in person. Believe me. It made my boobs look waaaaay too small and my hips waaaay too big. Also, we weren't allowed to take pictures of the dress, so I had to be sneaky. ;) It's too pink for me, anyway. I don't want Adam, my boyfriend, in pink. NEXT!

Adam reeeeeeeally liked this one. It made my curves look nice and all, but I didn't love it. I do, however, love my concentrating-real-hard face in this picture.

I have another picture of a dress that I pretty much almost fell in love with. My mom loved it, too. It's not showing up in my gmail though, and I'm too lazy to do anything about it. So, I'll have to blog about it later.

So, those are the dresses I've tried on so far. I guess I'll have to just keep looking until I find the perfect one for a decent price!